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Rendered in detail

November 7th, 2014

Why do the Ewoks have soap and what makes it so “special?”

Well, abortion even after the feasting, decease trophy collecting, and bone tool crafting, the Battle of Endor still left behind a substantial amount of fallen Imperial biomass.

For sanitary reasons alone, the problem had to be dealt with. The technological base and physical morphology of the Ewoks ruled out such solutions as mass burial or cremation, while their hunter-gatherer society placed a high value upon resources that were difficult to obtain otherwise.

So that’s how the Ewoks ended up with storage hut after storage hut filled with “special” soap.

(from Ewoks Coloring Book, 1985)

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3 Responses to “Rendered in detail”

  1. Jack Feerick

    The one in the tree is playing a flute carved from bone, about the length of a human forearm.

  2. sallyp

    Eeeuuww! And yet…plausible.

  3. Dean

    I just assumed that the Ewoks ate the bodies of the fallen stormtroopers. They had to cater that big party at the end of Return of the Jedi somehow, after all.

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