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Have a hazy, malaise-y Christmas

December 23rd, 2015

Struggling with your last-minute holiday shopping?

No worries! Just take some inspiration from an another era when folks couldn’t shut the fuck up about Star Wars! Here are some gift ideas for swinging teens from the December 1977 issue of Marvel’s Pizzazz magazine….

If you buy all three, they’ll even throw in a 10% coupon for a bong-and-leather-vest bundle from Freaky Jim’s Phantasy Headshop (formerly Bob’s Slot Car Speedway, conveniently located in that alleyway between Tri-State Appliance Repair and the First National supermarket).

Of course, we all know what the Really Cool Kids will be getting for Christmas this and every other year…

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One Response to “Have a hazy, malaise-y Christmas”

  1. Christopher Pinkleton

    It’s been warm as fuck in my neck of the woods , so thank god for armagideon time to get me in that Christmas spirit!!

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