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Detroit Rock Realty

September 11th, 2018

We’ll show you everything on the lot
New central AC if the room gets hot
You make a bid, we’ll consult the owner
You ask about the closet space
This place has walk-ins that go on for days
You make a bid, we’ll consult the owner
You keep on wafflin’, you keep on wafflin’

I wanna get an offer tonight and close the next business day
I wanna get an offer tonight and close the next business day

You keep on saying you’ll check with your spouse
C’mon dude, are you a man or a mouse?
You make a bid, we’ll consult the owner
Hey, buddy, there’s no need to pout.
Just fake blood it will wash right out.
You make a bid, we’ll consult the owner
You keep on Wafflin’, you keep on wafflin’

I wanna get an offer tonight and close the next business day
I wanna get an offer tonight and close the next business day

(inspired by a Sotheby’s ad in the 11/28/1981 issue of Billboard)

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3 Responses to “Detroit Rock Realty”

  1. sjb

    Wow$1.5M in 1981!!

  2. Zeno

    Back in the New York, rent-controlled Groove.

  3. Jon H

    Lol, it only sold for $1.1 million in 2016.

    https://www.zillow.com/homes/for_sale/house_type/57689623_zpid/

    ” The attached recording studio built by the legendary Ace Frehley of the iconic rock band KISS, has been converted into usable space (although there’s still room to record, if you want). “

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