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Last dance, last chance

March 22nd, 2019

Given the amount of mental real estate I have dedicated to 1979 as a weird, wild watershed of a year, the realization that we’ve hit its four-decade, round number anniversary only occurred to me this morning. The simple math was there, but my brain never made the connection.

To commemorate this milestone, let’s take a peek at what was going down forty years ago this very week in the pages of the March 24, 1979 issue of Billboard Magazine.

First up, a fuckton of disco. I’m talking maximum levels of boogie fever contagion, thanks to a lengthy spotlight feature about the publication’s latest “Disco Industry Forum.” Celebratory PR photos and sky (or, more likely “blow”) high optimism about disco’s eternal market dominated proceedings, with only occasional mentions of the scene’s nagging structural problems — fatigue via over-saturation, the inability to gain any widespread traction as a radio format, and the dearth of acts capable of supporting live performance tours.

(Ironically, Billboard’s follow-up forum took place during the same week as Disco Demolition Night, which was laughed off as a radio promotion gone wrong.)

Besides serving as vehicles for self-congratulation, Billboard’s special feature sections were also exercises in precision-targeted ad placement. Each would include page after page of niche industry supplies hawking their goods and services to presumably receptive audiences. This held true for the Disco Forum recap, with the finest fruits of late Seventies discotechnology offered for sale or rent — light-up floor panels, strobes, glitterballs, board-linked lighting arrays, and, yes…

…industrial dry ice fog units to be had for $350 (or $1200 in inflation-adjusted 2019 paper).

The Disco Forum was just one of three special features included in the issue. The others hyped the strengths of the UK’s music industry, with a small shout-out to one of my faves…

…and a short full color spread touting the impending release of Supertramp’s Breakfast in America album.

Other interesting tidbits from the issue included a bizarre piece about Linda Ronstadt desire to own a kangaroo…

…a condemnation of Elvis Costello for mocking the fairweather format station that promoted his St. Louis concert appearance…

…and some absurd nonsense about Phillips unveiling a new media storage format involving small plastic discs and laser beams. Yeah, like that was ever going to happen.

The (sorta) reunited Roxy Music’s Manifesto netted a couple hundred words split across a full page ad, album review, and fluff pieces. Joe Jackson’s Look Sharp! got a brief recommendation blurb and the Dickies attempted to follow-up their historic appearance on CPO Sharkey with a full-page promo for their debut album.

The top of the week’s Hot 100 chart is perfectly encapsulates how I remember the moment…

…strapped into the backseat of my dad’s barge-sized Thunderbird, dizzy from secondhand smoke and queasy from McDonalds food.

At least “Heart of Glass,” was on the not-to-distant horizon to blow my six year old mind.

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One Response to “Last dance, last chance”

  1. Sol Bermann

    Actually surprised that Stiff Records, Joe Jackson, and Elvis Costello got that much coverage.

    At least Sultans of Swing somehow made the Top 100

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