I hear Young Master Sims is celebrating his birthday. As it is difficult to shop for the man who has all the facekicks and issues of Tarot he could possibly use, try I settled for this tantalizing glimpse at the G.I. Joe movie they should have made (as rendered by a man with marginal photographic and Photoshop skills)…
The Joe Team has twenty-eight hours to bring back four hundred cases of Yo Joe Cola from a Springfield warehouse to the Pit! Can Burt “The Clutch” Reynolds and “Wild Jerry” Reed pull it off without getting nabbed by the unrelenting Commander Buford T. Jussstice?
Who needs “nanomites” and “Mark Trail combat suits” when you’ve got Burt drifting his custom VAMP though a Crimson Guard roadblock?
Jerry Reed and The Damned: a combination almost as great as Swedish fish and Arizona ice tea!