For this week’s installment, illness our trawling hooks have dredged up a June 1994 letter from the primordial ooze of the Wizard magazine archives.
Sheldon speaks the truth.
There are nearly half a dozen things worse than the words or opinions contained in any given issue of Wizard, such as…
- Nancy Grace
- pancreatic cancer
- a Tea Party key party
- ethnic cleansing
- folks who write letters in defense of Wizard which include the phrase “hot diggity dog”
Sorry, brain-eating amoebas. It was a close decision but you were edged out of the final cut.