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The Wizard that Wuz(ard): To the letter

August 25th, 2011

For this week’s installment, illness our trawling hooks have dredged up a June 1994 letter from the primordial ooze of the Wizard magazine archives.

Sheldon speaks the truth.

There are nearly half a dozen things worse than the words or opinions contained in any given issue of Wizard, such as…

- Nancy Grace
- pancreatic cancer
- a Tea Party key party
- ethnic cleansing
- folks who write letters in defense of Wizard which include the phrase “hot diggity dog”

Sorry, brain-eating amoebas. It was a close decision but you were edged out of the final cut.

Related posts:

  1. The Wizard that Wuz(ard): Introduction
  2. The Wizard that Wuz(ard): Should auld inanity be forgot
  3. The Wizard that Wuz(ard): Protect and self-serve

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4 Responses to “The Wizard that Wuz(ard): To the letter”

  1. Patrick
    August 25th, 2011 - 8:11 pm

    hey, chill out!

  2. Batzarro: The World's WOrst Detective!
    August 30th, 2011 - 12:32 am

    Hey! You take it back! Nancy Grace is sexy!

  3. Sallyp
    August 30th, 2011 - 4:09 pm

    I have to say that the use of the word “wizardrific” always makes my eyes cross.

  4. Tracer Bullet
    August 30th, 2011 - 8:38 pm

    “Tea Party key party” is a faceless, nearly unfathomable horror loosed from the dankest recesses of my nightmares.

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