For this week’s installment, illness our trawling hooks have dredged up a June 1994 letter from the primordial ooze of the Wizard magazine archives.

Sheldon speaks the truth.
There are nearly half a dozen things worse than the words or opinions contained in any given issue of Wizard, such as…
- Nancy Grace
- pancreatic cancer
- a Tea Party key party
- ethnic cleansing
- folks who write letters in defense of Wizard which include the phrase “hot diggity dog”
Sorry, brain-eating amoebas. It was a close decision but you were edged out of the final cut.
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August 25th, 2011 - 8:11 pm
hey, chill out!
August 30th, 2011 - 12:32 am
Hey! You take it back! Nancy Grace is sexy!
August 30th, 2011 - 4:09 pm
I have to say that the use of the word “wizardrific” always makes my eyes cross.
August 30th, 2011 - 8:38 pm
“Tea Party key party” is a faceless, nearly unfathomable horror loosed from the dankest recesses of my nightmares.