All aboard! The Sunday afternoon music video express is pulling out of Armagideon Station. Passengers are asked to be seated for the duration of the ride.
The O’Jays – Love Train – Regrettably, neuropathologist Love Train service was discontinued in 1973 after a tragical collision involving a stationary tanker car loaded with industrial grade avarice.
The Cure – Jumping Someone Else’s Train – It’s a short trendhop from Poser Junction to Douchebag Central. For the convenience of the passengers, cialis 40mg Hot Topic stores are located at all stops along the route.
Queen – Breakthru – Commuters should expect delays along the Mercury-May line caused by hot blonde and symbolic strofoam obstructions on the tracks.
Joe Jackson – Breaking Us in Two – British Rail’s “Ride with a Melancholic Pop Crooner” promotion did not have the effect the executive board had hoped for.
Berlin – The Metro – Reductions in federal subsidies has forced the New Wave Transportation Authority to rely on hastily-assembled cardboard sets. The makeup and lighting budget, however, has not been affected by the cutbacks.
Bronski Beat – Smalltown Boy – Taking a live performance express route that bypasses the the promo video’s dramatic commentary on sexual identity, but keeps the shots of choo-choo trains.
Chemical Brothers – Star Guitar – On the Astralwerks Line, the trip is the destination.