Armagideon Time

Mind the gap

March 1st, 2009

All aboard! The Sunday afternoon music video express is pulling out of Armagideon Station. Passengers are asked to be seated for the duration of the ride.

The O’Jays – Love Train – Regrettably, neuropathologist Love Train service was discontinued in 1973 after a tragical collision involving a stationary tanker car loaded with industrial grade avarice.

The Cure – Jumping Someone Else’s Train – It’s a short trendhop from Poser Junction to Douchebag Central. For the convenience of the passengers, cialis 40mg Hot Topic stores are located at all stops along the route.

Queen – Breakthru – Commuters should expect delays along the Mercury-May line caused by hot blonde and symbolic strofoam obstructions on the tracks.

Joe Jackson – Breaking Us in Two – British Rail’s “Ride with a Melancholic Pop Crooner” promotion did not have the effect the executive board had hoped for.

Berlin – The Metro – Reductions in federal subsidies has forced the New Wave Transportation Authority to rely on hastily-assembled cardboard sets. The makeup and lighting budget, however, has not been affected by the cutbacks.

Bronski Beat – Smalltown Boy – Taking a live performance express route that bypasses the the promo video’s dramatic commentary on sexual identity, but keeps the shots of choo-choo trains.

Chemical Brothers – Star Guitar – On the Astralwerks Line, the trip is the destination.

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2 Responses to “Mind the gap”

  1. themadblonde

    MY BOYS!! Awww, that is probably my favourite Queen song. Thank you!

    (btw, sorry to be deluging you w/ responses to month+ old posts, but I’m trying to catch up. I never did figure out how to follow post responses, so feel free to ignore me)

  2. bitterandrew

    Don’t sweat it, TMB! I was wondering what happened to you.

    You might want to look into something like Google Reader, which can be handy for keeping up with any and all blogs you follow.

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