The safe word…
…is “Crime Alley.”
Now for some links, both timely and slightly dated:
It’s a week for blogoversaries! Dave Ex Machina turns eight! Tarty Tart turns two!
What happens when the forces of Awesome and Weakass collide? Pure comedic genius.
In which a humble mariner shows up the hubristic endeavors of the Massachusetts Tourism Board.
I *heart* the Little Stuffed Bull.
Mark your cosmic calendars, kids.
The Seabrook Meltdowns — co-captained by the fearsome Trina Trioxin — will make their debut alongside the Granite Skate Troopers this Saturday at JFK Coliseum in Manchester, NH. Be there or be square.
(Big thanks to Ken Lowery for the bat-joke assist.)