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I thought I’d be done with the Billboard archives after I hit 1984 or so, but the pain of my music-and-fashion-related memories of the era ended up getting blotted out by my fascination with witnessing the industry-side antics of the Great Home Video Boom unfold in real time. 1985 was when my family bought our […]
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Poor Dinosaurus! I’m sure legendary schlock-shoveler Jack H. Harris saw the Stateside enthusiasm for Godzilla’s posse of oversized monstrosities and figured that he could crank out a domestic iteration on the cheap. But where Japanese kaiju flicks adhered to a set conceptual guidelines as subtly formalized — if goofier — as any Noh play, unhealthy […]
I’ve been working on a longer-form post about Armies of the Night, a 1986 module for the Twilight: 2000 role-playing game, which will go up sometime in the next week or so. For now, I’m just going to throw up this bit of interior art (by a young Tim Bradstreet) from the booklet… …along with […]
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