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Posts tagged ‘GI Joe’

None more real

July 24th, 2018

🎶 SIXTEEN ACTION FIGURES! 🎶 🎶 JUST LIKE THOSE OTHER ONES WE CAN’T NAME FOR LEGAL REASONS! 🎶 🎶 SIXTEEN ACTION FIGURES! 🎶 🎶 THANK GRANDMA FOR HER THOUGHTFUL GIFT, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHIT! 🎶 🎶 SIXTEEN ACTION FIGURES! 🎶 🎶 THEY’RE MASTERS OF THE BAIT AND SWITCH! 🎶 🎶 SIXTEEN ACTION FIGURES! 🎶 🎶 […]

Marshmallows in the morning

February 13th, 2018

We live in an age where, for better or worse, decades worth of popcult flotsam can be revisited with a quick internet search. That weird PSA you remember from grade school? The public television edu-program you watched while home sick from school? Some power pop song that was a regional hit for all of five […]

Yesterday’s battles

December 26th, 2008

It’s Boxing Day! In this corner, therapy we have Stuart Leslie “Adam Ant” Goddard…. “Desperate But Not Serious” (from Friend or Foe, price 1982) Don’t let the pint-sized Prince Charming persona fool you, Mr. Ant is a plucky pugilist of pop who managed to hang in the ring long past the point when lesser (or […]

Let slip the hounds of Yule

December 23rd, 2008

Junkyard the savage attack dog Had a nasty vicious streak And if you ever saw it You’d likely wet your pants and freak. The rest of the G.I. Joe team Were terrified of getting maimed. They never let poor Junkyard Join in their paramilitary games. Then one foggy Christmas Eve Wild Bill came to say, […]

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