There are a billion lousy licensed toy comics in the naked retropolis. The following is about one of them. The tale begins with Mattel’s Masters of the Universe line, an assortment of bowlegged plastic titans inspired by an extremely literal (Skinkor, Man-E-Faces, Get-Your-Mom-To-Buy-It-Right-Now-Ko) and high concept mishmash of sci-fi and fantasy tropes. The popularity of [...]

