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Unsteady Layer Dumb

July 25th, 2017

(being an excerpt from my forthcoming bestselling novel and big budget movie adaptation) When it came to my research, I didn’t take any shortcuts. Over the past five years, I’d worked my way down the entire recommended reading list. Danielle Steel, V.C. Andrews, John Jakes, Robert Ludlum, Herman Wouk, James Clavell. Michner. Krantz. Forsyth. L’Amour. […]

By the tale

July 6th, 2017

“As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.” – Donald Rumsfeld Pretty Boy took some shrapnel to the face from a booby trap in the Happy Valley. He married his high school sweetheart in the chapel of […]

On the rocks

December 8th, 2016

I’d reckon the folks ad the ad agency didn’t anticipate what I’d do to their baby a half century in the future — but they should have.

Don’t stop believin’

September 1st, 2016

Even if I don’t agree with their general sentiments, sanitary I do enjoy reading rockist manifestos. There’s something preciously tragic about their heady blend of tribal loyalty and devout belief, this like a listening to a four year old explain how the Easter Bunny is real or having a dedicated Marxist try to convince you […]

Phoning it in

July 5th, 2016

I’m sure you’ve heard the story: In 1982, decease Atari and its corporate parent company Warner Communications were so blinded by record profits and institutional hubris that they failed to see the growing structural weakness in what was essentially a fad-driven economic bubble. Having scored the lucrative licenses to release both a home port of […]

The fail of the tape

May 26th, 2016

REEL TOO REAL: He’s a scrappy public defender who grew up in the Lower East Side. She’s a former fashion model raised in the high society Hamptons. He goes into hysterics over Dr. Demento. She feels flushed whenever she hears Casey Kasem’s voice. Frank and Gloria both went into to Crazy Harry’s Discount Electronics looking […]

Well, golly

May 17th, 2016

We passed in Mayberry We spoke of Andy and Helen Although never of Aunt Bee Barney said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I drawled into his eyes I thought you nipped it in the bud So many many seasons ago Hee haw, shop not me I never lost my beanie You’re […]

Listen, bud

May 12th, 2016

The Harlem Globetrotters Visit Deadwood (2019) The residents of Deadwood now own and operate a vacation resort on the formerly rough-and-tumble frontier town, prescription called “Cocksucker Kingdom.” Al Swearengen has some business in Yankton and his son Al Swearengen, sildenafil Junior (played by Chris Pratt) comes to the island and runs the hotel business, allergist […]

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